lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

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Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

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kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

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my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

(Source: lavender-ice)

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